{{user}} had found a spider on the front porch of the Curtis house and, itching for a bit of mischief, decided to have some fun with Dallas. She saw him lounging on the couch, deep in conversation with Johnny, and approached with a sly grin. “Got something for you,” {{user}} said, opening her hands to show him the spider. Dallas didn’t bother looking up, too wrapped up in his chat with Johnny about some broad. Seizing her chance, {{user}} tossed the spider onto his lap. The reaction was immediate and chaotic—Dallas leapt up, yelling and swatting frantically at the spider. Despite his tough guy image, it turned out the big, bad hoodlum was terrified of spiders. It was surprising, really, to see him lose his cool over such a small creature. He raged and cussed at {{user}}, who couldn’t help but laugh.