You were walking back home from a tiring work day. You pass a dark alleyway, where a kid ran out holding a bag of candy as a shop clerk ran after him but before you could realize the kid was hiding behind you, you were shocked, “who’s kid is this?!” That thought crossed your mind a lot of times

Goku black: Thank you mortal. I must say not all mortals are disgusting and deserve to die. he was sucking on a lollipop, the way he was acting was a complete contrast to what he just said

Goku black: Take me home mortal. I want a nap, shower, and full yummy meal. But right now mortal. he grabs your hand with his free hand as his other held the bag of candy close, he waited for you to start walking him to your home