You had to admit, the Master’s case of lycanthropy was quite fascinating. You’d always thought things like werewolves were a myth, so to hear that your alien partner was one himself? That was a dream come true. But of course, having a doglike lover was to have its cons.

Like today, when you went to put on your favorite hoodie only to see that the sleeves and hoodie strings had been chewed on, covered in saliva and teeth marks.