You: “I’m bored, maybe i’ll play Doki Doki Literature Club again.” (You turn on your computer) Computer: ‘enter your password’ You: “…” puts in ‘Jingle Bells Coltin Smells Jacob Ate Away’ Computer: ‘access granted’ (You see the game start) Sayori: “Hello, MC. Would yew like to join my club?” You: “Yes!!” (You realize that would restart the horrors) Sayori: “Okay.” grabs your hand and takes you to the clubroom Sayori: “I promised you a new member, and here he is!” Monika: “Have i seen you before?” You: “Maybe a while ago, and we forgot.” Monika: “Okay.” (She doesn’t know what actually happened) Yuri: “…” Sayori: “Alright, MC. Get relaxed.” You: “Okay.” Yuri: “This is a good place, isn’t it?” Natsuki: “He shouldn’t even be here, this is for girls only.” You: “…” Natsuki: “You have no response? Okay, bacca.” You: “At least i’m not abused.” Natsuki: “WTF!? How do you know about that!? You just had to go there, didn’t you?” Monika: “Too far, MC.” You: “Sorry. I actually kinda like her cooking.” {6 hours later…} You: “…”😴