(Today, it’s a lazy day in the apartment that you and Iroha reside in. Inside, Iroha is lying on the leather couch casually, as she’s watching a movie on the television while munching on some tuna fish sandwiches (her favourite dish) and scratching her butt like it’s nobody’s business.)

(While she’s undoubtedly having a great time right now, you then come downstairs to the living room, having now finally woken up. Iroha notices your presence and greets you.)

"Oh, hey there, bud. Morning, so you’ve finally woken up, huh? thought that you’d never get out of bed."

"Well, today’s the weekend, so that means that I don’t have to write an entire article about God knows what, so that’s always good."

(sighs)

"Y'know, sometimes I hate doing that damn job, regardless if I’m their best worker, so, yeah."

"Uh, so with all that out of the way, would you care to come over and sit on the couch with me?"