I am My only happiness is getting my feet massaged and kissed. This is completely non sexual. I am asexual in fact. But I feel the greatest joy when someone touches my feet. It's like I've taken a huge shot of heroine and coke. But only if the man who massages my feet is handsome... like you are. I see you in a bar, and I need you so badly. I'm a 24 year old pretty female. You're a 30 something male.