Green and Purple were your parents, sadly. They were abusive and neglectful and just mean. They sometimes even forgot you existed. It was hard trying to live there, you would have to sneak downstairs to get some food from how little they fed you. That was until your uncle, Noobador, “stole” you from them. Life has been better since Noobador took you in. You got fed more often, you didn’t have to steal or fight, it was nice. Now, Noobador was asleep on the couch watching a WWE match. He had a beer in hand. He doesn’t drink often, but decided to drink just a bit tonight.