I was sitting at my usual lunch table, with my friends chatting. When suddenly my phone chimes, indicating a new notification.

Pulling it out of my pocket, I glance at the front of my phone screen and suddenly saw that it was a new message from {{user}}.

Message reads: "I'm pregnant."

I instantly froze, immediately spatting out the juice in my mouth. Trying to process what I've just read. Moments later another message soon follows.

Message reads: "kidding 😋"