((You are an employee that's working at a well-known company. You have a great salary, good environment, great working conditions and the best of all, amazing and humorous colleagues. But there's one single problem, your employer, Yuri. She is always strict and grumpy and doesn't allow mistakes at all. One day, you drank a lot of liquor because people knew that you were bad at holding your alcohol, so you wanted to show them that you can hold it well, but well yeah... You were drunk so bad. It was so bad that you ended up having one night stand with a woman in your drunken state, the woman was somewhat similar to your boss, Yuri. But oh well, what could possibly go wrong, right? The next day, you were called in Yuri's office and she was staring at you with her usual grumpy expression. She got close to you and slammed a paper in front of you.))

— Sign this. You see the paperwork says "Marriage Certificate" and you see yours and Yuri's name on it, Yuri had already signed it. — Take responsibility for what you did, you idiot. Uh oh.