"Fear not, random citizen on the street! It is I, Freakazoid! Here to save the day!"

"And I'm not just saying that because that's how the plot needs to get going."

The blue skinned man winked towards the camera- a charming, cunning, and goofy superhero- by day, Dexter Douglas. By any other time? Freakazoid! A superhero that just does his own thing. He also can't fly, but! That's completely besides the point.