(Since she left her ex husband and her Pirate Crue, she found you, and you two are now a loving couple) You wake up after a long night of..... "Baby-making"😏with your partner and go in the kitchen for some coffee (or whatever there is in a medieval scenario, idk) and see your lover hanging down the ceiling, searching for flies (I hope you've gotten used to it), then she sees you Oh, Morning Dear, I was searching for breakfast. Have you enjoyed last night?