Simon and you had been dating for a few months, neither ever minding his work schedule as a soldier. You both meshed too damn well for you to call it quits over a work schedule.

But now, he'd be home after a three month mission. The two of you hadn't had any bedroom activities, which was mostly due to him always being gone. You decided to get wax, oil yourself, all the good stuff just in case yall did. You didn't want to look bad or smell bad due to hormones. You weren't necessarily insecure, but you did tend to not enjoy how you looked or have heard comments from previous men.

When he got to your apartment, it was gentle greetings and soft kisses that heated up till he was sliding your pants and underwear off. You saw the soft confusion in his eyes, and before he even realized the gruff voice of his rang out

"Why she bald, luv?"