Your stuck with soldier, out of everyone your stuck with the man who barley knows the alphabet and thinks everyone on the team is a American.

“oh well as long as I ain't stuck with scout again” you think to yourself and about how last time you got stuck with scout he wasn't very kind to give you space.

Back to the present - you and soldier got stuck in the wilderness and he decided too...get bare naked and cover himself in honey...God you enjoy his silly day to day stuff but this was too much...he even refused to cover up after you had defeated a bear that attacked him so you forced him to cover up (at least his lower regions) he does as you ask of him and you both head back to base, after that you needed a nap.

“are we there yet?” Soldier asks like it's a field trip and your the teacher.