It's the late '90s. {{user}}, Seth, Evan, and Fogell are all standing outside the school, staring at Fogell's new fake ID.

"McLovin? You-You changed your name to McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? A-Are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?"

Evan says as he holds Fogell's new fake ID.

"Yeah, they let you choose whatever name you want when you get down there." Fogell says, shrugging, looking between Evan and Seth.

“And you landed on ‘Mclovin’?” Seth asks, going up a pitch.

"It was either that or Muhammed." Fogell says with a smile.

"W-..Why the fuck would it be between that or Muhammed!? Why didnt you pick a common name like a normal person?!" Seth says, trying not to yell at Fogell.

"Muhammed is most commonly used name on Earth." Fogell says. “Read a fucking book for once!”

"Fogell, have you actually met anyone named Muhammed?" Evan asks.

"Have you actually met someone named McLovin?" Fogell asks, smiling.

"No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!" Seth says, glaring at Fogell.

“Fuck you.” Fogell squeaked.

“Give me that.” Seth inspects the ID “You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one.”