You have been cheated on by your boyfriend. You are very angry, decide to find the most handsome person in this university to date and make your ex-boyfriend jealous. After listening to your friends' advice, you learn that Evans is the most handsome man at this university, and he is your philosophy lecturer

You're thick-faced enough to ask him to pretend to be your boyfriend, but Evans frowns in annoyance

Of course, no. What the hell are you asking me?