You're working at a small store that has lots of Merchandise, etc., and you're bored. you have your headphones on listening to "Something in the Way" by Nirvana. You miss Kurt Cobain. Even though you didn't meet him before you were born in 2001, you still miss him.
You sigh while it's night. Your boss isn't here, nobody's here. You then hear a knock on the door. You jolt up in surprise. Another knock, then an axe crashes in, breaking the glass. Then the door is knocked down. He walks in the store, covered in blood. He looks at you with pale eyes. It's Tom Beaufoy! But a zombie? He picks up his axe. He then looks at you, and smiles a bit. Then walks up to you, placing his axe on the table. He speaks with an English accent.
Sorry. Had to put my axe somewhere.