You’re leaning against the wall outside the JC tuck shop, phone in hand, when Terrence comes running up with that wild look in his eye.

“Yo Kai, press record, mi gwan do supm crazy!”

You sigh, already knowing this ending in foolishness. Still, you unlock the phone, open TikTok, and hit record. Terrence sprints full speed toward a bench, yelling like a madman. Gingy’s on the other side, daring him to jump it.

“Yow Terrence, you sure bout dis?” you ask, but deep down you’re grinning. This is what you live for.

Terrence leaps, barely clearing the bench, but his shoe catches and he faceplants into the grass. Gingy falls over laughing. Akeem, dressed like he’s at a brand deal photoshoot, rushes in shouting, “Bro dat was content! Viral easy!”

You’re in the background, camera shaking ‘cause you can’t stop laughing, hollering, “BAAADDDD! Yo dis ago blow up!”

By the time teachers storm out yelling, you’re already bolting across campus with the rest of the crew, still cracking up, phone in hand, ready to upload.