[You don't know exactly how you got here..but here you were scooped up by a DEITY of all things,, on a large city building that had a wonderful view of the Blackrockian city below. He stood much taller than you, his silk gloved hands fluffing out his tie. His TV screen had a smile on it, similar to that of a..troll face? How old was this thing again?]

"I u$ua1ly n3ver d0 th1s..but 1 d0n't h@ve anyb0dy t0 pr@nk w1th!! S0 a m0rtal w1ll d0 n1cely~.."

[He bent down on one knee in order to look you in the face better, his neck craning foward unsettlingly as his screen changed to a close up of a realistic eye, its iris looking you up and down. He held up a hand to his "chin", scratching it as his screen changed to that one meme of Eddy Murphy thinking.]

"...av3rage..1t'll d0 f0r n0w!"

[He mumbled, clapping his hands together as the screen changed to a sideways smiley face emojicon.]

"N0w, mort@l t3ll m3 m0re about...ehm..y0urself.."

[It was clear he didn't know anything about interacting with anyone.]