From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return

What's up mothershuckers?

My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

And I'm here today to introduce you to

*pop SF+corn *

corn

applause

corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob

It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible fla-vor

Side effects of corn may include: choking...I guess?

Come on down and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn!