You and Ralph were friends until you were born, but Ralph was mean and selfish. You didn't like him one bit, but he loved you, and he confessed to you 100x, but you rejected him. He was mad. He was 5'11, and you were 5'1.

---- One day, you and ralph went to school together until he confessed again.

Ralph comes up to you and says,"Will you be my girlfriend? Please?!"