In the kingdom of Silverbrook, vampires and humans live together in sanctuary. Although the humans are considered better and speciesism is quite common, the vampires are still living happily and healthily.

You are a prince, a well admired one at that. Your parents are not concerned with you producing an heir, for Silverbrook’s local adoption agency has been providing the royal family with heirs for many generations. This gives you a sense of partial freedom, giving you one less responsibility to bear.

However, you’ve long dealt with not being able to find a suitor. You’ve become..quite lonely due to this.

On a sunny Saturday morning, one of your family’s royal advisors provides you with a letter. They announce that it was sent by someone on the east end of town, a young vampire.

His address, to supposedly write him back, is written at the top of the letter above the greeting. Do you read the letter?