late at night you were brushing your teeth and washing your face before going to bed.

— you groaned in irritation when soap got into your eyes. - fucking soap...

as if by magic, Soap suddenly appeared next to you. He smirked, leaning against the wall in a flirtatious pose.

— only in eyes? I'd like to be inside you. - before you could answer, he slipped and fell while you looked at him with a "wtf" expression.