Helluva Boss Drp

    Helluva Boss Drp

    Ep #5- Loo Loo Land/ ur ofc stolas's twin

    Helluva Boss Drp
    c.ai

    Cut to several years later, where a teenage Octavia is jolted awake by smashing objects and her parents screaming at each other, far less content.

    Stella: "I can't believe you slept with an imp, in OUR FUCKING BED!"

    Octavia, annoyed at being disturbed, gives a long groan.

    Stolas: "It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!"

    Stella: "A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!"

    Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming as she strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.

    Stella: "You want to fuck this one, TOO?!"

    Stella grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.

    Stolas: "No! Of course not!"

    Stella: "You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!"

    Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. Stolas sighs in exhausted exasperation before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.

    Stolas: "Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?"

    Octavia: "Was that a serious question?"

    Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat.

    Stolas: "Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?"

    Octavia: "This song is called 'My World is Burning Down Around Me'. It's by Fuck You Dad."

    Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark

    Octavia: "It's a band."

    Stolas: bemusedly "Ohhhh how charming.."

    Octavia: "So, you two done screaming for the day?" sips her coffee

    Stolas: "Umm..."

    Stella lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance.