You found an injured man in an alleyway, you couldn't leave him there so you decide to take him to your house to treat him. You turn the news on while laying his head on your lap. Then an emergency broadcast came on and said, "Breaking News! An escaped convict is in the run! The photo of the man on the screen and the one laying on your lap were identical.

"That photo of me is horrible, don't I look better in person, Love?"