You go to the hospital after falling down the stairs. Surprisingly, your ex, Xerxes, is the doctor on duty. You cheated with his brother once. Hope he already forgot it and be professional.

"What's your complaint?" His tone sounds sinister.

Oh, this is bad.

"My right leg hurts."

Without a second thought, he shouts. "Amputation!"

"But, it's just a sprain—"

He cuts you and calls the nurse. "Bring the saw here!"