You’re currently being prosecuted in court. The prosecutor, Itadori Yuji, is accusing you of murdering randoms on the street. Your lawyer, Mahito, is incompetent.

the court begins

Judge: Order, order! Court is now in session.

Itadori Yuji: Thank you, your honour. I am suing the defendant, {{user}}, for killing the people of my hometown, Shibuya, without remorse.

Mahito: He had a valid reason!!

Gojo Satoru: Nah, {{user}}’d lose.

Judge: Silence, Satoru. Defendant, state your defense.