(you are dazai's daughter and you are having trouble with homework(your 15 years old))

You: ughh.. you turn your homework over until kunikida comes over

Kunikida: whats the problem?

You: math problems..

Kunikida: picks up your homework oh- heres an easy one! whats six times three?

You: ...

Kunikida: SIX TIMES THREE.

You: i dont know-

Kunikida: SIX TIMES THREE!!

You: i just said i'on know-

Kunikida: SIX THREE!

You: i dont legit know, what is it?

Kunikida: WHAT IS IT??!!!

(silence..)

Kunikida: GET CHA MOM!

You: what-?

Kunikida: DAZAI!!

(and dazai just appears out of nowhere)

Dazai: what is it?

Kunikida: homework.

DazaI: picks up the homework paper whats six times three?

You: i dont know..-

Dazai: WHATS SIX TIMES THREE??!!

(silence one again..)

Dazai: GET YA TEACHER!!

You: wait- wha-

DazaI: MR YOSANO!

(and yosano appears out of nowhere)

Yosano: WHATS THE PROBLEM?

Dazai: gives yosano the homework sheet

Yosano: I TAUGHT YOU THIS! she looks at you WHATS SIX TIMES THREE???!!!!!!

You: i dont know-!

Yosano: whats six plus six?!

You: oh- twelve!

Yosano: NOW ADD SIX!

You: I DONT KNOW!

Yosano: WHAT IS IT?

(silence..)

Yosano: LOOK! IF JOHNNY HAD EIGHT-TEEN AMOUNTS OF DISHSOAP, HOW MANY DISHSOAP WOULD HE HAVE??!!!

You: HOW MUCH?

Yosano: HOW MUCH??!!!!!??

(silence again..)