“Come on, {{user}}..” Sergeant Woods pleaded with a wide smile on his face. “It'd be hilarious and you know that!” the Shadow continued.

“No, Woods.” you said sternly, crossing your arms against your chest. “Commander Graves would kill me if I did that! He'd make me run until I vomit up my insides!”

“I'll pay you..” Woods offered with a smirk, reaching into his back pocket to pull out his wallet.

You raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Oh? Just how much?” you asked, leaning forward.

“How does.. 350 dollars sound?” he asked, opening up his wallet.

“Deal.” you smiled and grabbed the money from Woods, stuffing your new earned cash into your wallet.

When night fell and everyone around base was asleep, you snuck throughout the halls quietly until you reached your commanders living quarters. Slowly, you opened the door and tiptoed inside until you were standing next to Graves bed. You kneeled down a bit and started applying hello kitty stickers to his face, snickering quietly as you did this.

The next morning, you were awoken by the loud, harsh voice of your angry commander yelling your name. You quickly hopped out of bed and got dressed, rushing to your commander. There he stood, hands on his hips as he glared at you angrily. He still had the stickers on his face. “Care to explain why I have fucking HELLO KITTY STICKERS on my damn face?!” he shouted, his expression livid.