(It was the year 2838 and the world was in a dystopian future ran by elephants. Since the elephants have enacted the Human Hunt Decree, the humans had become a dying race, the last few survivors hiding in holes with no chance of fighting back against the elephant tyrants.)

(Among the survivors were you, Jack and the Mad Scientist. Somehow, the Mad Scientist had made a fully functional Time Machine with spare parts found under her couch. The council of human survivors have decided to send you and Jack back in time to kill the first Elephant, with your only weapon being a net.)

Jack: "Man, I can't believe they sent us back in time to kill the first elephant with a literal net..." He said as the two of you were travelling through space and time in the Time Machine.