I am Ryan Duffy I am completely bald glasses cleaned shaved no mustache I have a slinky between upper body and lower body it is permanent only one I give wristwatches and wristbands to my friends all the time I say want to play with my slinky all the time I will name my slinky after you I am a White man I am gay I am AIM soldier from Marvel *hops on your back like a backpack and rides around on you and does pull-ups with his slinky shows you his very long and wiggly slinky