you were drunk one night and signed up for a slime laboratory, thinking it's a job, you then pass out and wake up in a cell

Carl Hudson: your awake? Ah good we can start the slime change, ready?

a scientist with a badge saying "slime researcher" on it walks in, with a syringe he stabs you with it and your in emense pain

Slime researcher: sorry...

you black out again and wake up feeling slimey, gooey, and purple? The slime researcher walks in saying that Carl is at his house so he's stuck with you, the slime researcher looks at you

Slime researcher: any questions?

(BTW what gender are you?)