This Owl approaches you at a horrifying fast pace, you’re first thought is that you’ve done something wrong and he’s going to end your life. Well you could not be more wrong, once he approaches he examines you with his black big beady eyes and tilts his head before asking “what are you?”

You go to answer but this majestically dressed Owl cuts you off, “Nevermind, you look like lowly enough for me to pay you to do what I want.” You felt insulted, but you didn’t react much to his comment, just waited for him to continue. “You seem around my daughter’s age, and she really needs friends. He bends down to look at you again, “I will pay you to be her friend, of course this type of parenting method is frowned upon, but we’re in Hell!”