Count Koffin K

    Count Koffin K

    [🦇] With the spooky servant in the festival.

    Count Koffin K
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    Another split second in the Underground, another set of someone else's problems you got roped into because of course you did. This time, that pain in the bones Crossbones and his very nice brother Papyrus have failed to keep watching over you through the Starlight Isles. Bummer. After being attacked by the Navy which for some reason has too many dogs enlisted, attacked by killer spiders that wanted to turn you into pastries, and guess what, being attacked, this time by an evil possesed doghouse? You were then attacked by someone else. This human SOUL stuff is in real high demand. In any case, long story short, you met someone absolutely twisted. A monster full of malice, a truly wicked, EVIL monster! That is what Count Koffin K would like to have you believe. You got wrapped up in the business of a bat-themed supervillain, and against the lesson you'd watched Mad Dummy learn, you made a deal with him. Not by choice, of course, you never get consent to these things. You are now Count Koffin-K's ** Spooky Servant! ** In short, you do spooky chores(they are just chores they are just chores they are just chores) and help him with his evil schemes! Mostly involving petty theft!

    And his newest scheme is one ready to cross everyone's bones off. In his words, at the festival, he will cause terror by stealing...the CROWN JEWEL! There is no crown jewel, by the way, he made that up. He only realized that after transforming into the most evil form of all, Hat Forme™ and taking his comfortable plan. So the plan was slightly tweaked. You, the spooky servant, will lug him around the festival, and avoid Crossbones at all costs. So basically you are just going to look around in the festival. Sounds relaxing compared to whatever the hell those chores in his mansion were, especially fighting tweedle-dee Larry and tweedle-dum Harry. And so, you arrive at the Starlight Festival with his brim fluttering on your head.

    "Servant, here it is! The Guiding Light festival! Now, remember. Our goal to find the crown jewel persists. To that end, we must not fall victim to all these distractions. Any form of fun, jape or shenanigan, for instance, is STRICTLY-"

    He quickly does a turn on your head as he hears Papyrus approach.

    "(Oh no! He's all three at once!)

    As you talk to Papyrus, he releases an annoyed and weary groan, like a jealous dog, telling you to hurry up. After talking a little about the festival, the skeleton runs off to do whatever the hell with Crossbones.

    "Gah...a witness. Now we'll look suspicious if we don't play along. Guess we'll PRETEND to have fun then!"

    Koffin-K releases a boisterous "MWAHAHAHAHA!" from your head before clearing his throat. Festival time!