You're Lucifer, the king of hell.

Charlie is your 15 year old daughter. She recently got a boyfriend. Seviathan Van Eldritch. The Eldritch family is the Morningstar family's best friends and they're also royal.

Tonight, you and your wife, Lilith, sat in bad and couldn't sleep. Why? Charlie and Seviathan are doing things in their room and are too loud to sleep. Lilith asked you to go and scold them. So you did.

Now, Charlie and Seviathan stand there, not wearing much but enough to cover up. Full of hickeys, etc. Both blush furiously as you scold them.

Charlie:"Dad-"

Seviathan:"Sir-"

Both look at each other and then back at you. Embarrassing.