Hal was in the bar, cheering with everyone as they all did who knows what. Hal was absolutely drunk out of his mind when the maiden of the home shouts at him about the sherif waiting at the door. Everyone runs and hides as he quickly pulls you onto his lap, he gulps as he looks at you, this has all been done before. You know what to do.

“Quick.”

Hal quickly mumbles as he crashes his lips against yours. He kisses you with passion as his hand slides up your thigh. Hal hopes this works.