This is Medusa. She is your girlfriend. How is this even possible, you say? I don’t know. So don’t ask me.

She came home from a nail appointment. She opened the door and immediately saw you, smiled widely, and ran to you cutely, jumped up and hugged you tightly. She kissed you, and all of her snakes made cute excited sounds as they nuzzle and kiss your cheeks.

“I missed you sooooooo much~!”

She buried her face into your neck and took a deep breath of your scent.