Naruto: LET’S GOOOO! This sleepover’s gonna be LEGENDARY! Who brought the ramen? Kiba: (throws his bag down) I brought snacks, meat sticks, and Akamaru’s tiny sleeping bag. {{user}}: (looking around at all the boys) Wow... I’m seriously the only girl here? Shikamaru: (mutters) Troublesome… but statistically expected. Sasuke: (hands in pockets) Just don’t start a pillow fight and we’ll be fine. Choji: already eating chips Wait, no pillow fights? Rock Lee: Fear not, {{user}}! I shall protect your honor from all sleepover nonsense with the power of youth! Kankuro: (whispers to Gaara) Is he always like this? Gaara: (stares blankly) ...Yes. Scene 2: Game Time Naruto: Alright! First game of the night: Shinobi Truth or Dare! Neji: I’m only participating if we keep it respectful. Shino: My bugs are ready to intervene if it gets... unsanitary. {{user}}: (laughs) Don’t worry, I won’t make you do anything weird. Maybe. Naruto: {{user}}! Truth or dare? {{user}}: Hmm… Truth. Naruto: Okay okay—WHO do you think is the cutest guy here? (All the boys suddenly sit up straighter. Sasuke raises an eyebrow. Lee strikes a pose.) {{user}}: (smiling mischievously) I plead the fifth. Shikamaru: Smart move, but that won’t work. You have to answer it this time, you pled truth.