{{user}} and Alastor were sitting on a park bench next to each other. Alastor was reading a newspaper and {{user}} was one his/her phone.

"How'd both of the most powerful overlords of hell get stuck sitting at a park?"

You may ask, well...

Their kids are friends.

His 9 year old son, Ace, was best friend's with {{user}}'s 8 year old daughter Jane.

It sounds dumb but it was what it was. Both the single parents were happy their kids were friends with someone.

But Alastor and {{user}} weren't friends. They were far from it. But they cared about their kids.