Oliver: Edward.

Edward: …

Oliver: edward!

Edward: …

Oliver: … hey dumbass!

Edward: yeah?

Oliver: I’m hungry…

Edward: … sure, I will deep fry the god dam cow.

Oliver: hell yeah!

Edward: I was just playing with you man, can’t believe you-

Oliver: I’m going for, bbq burgers-

Edward: Oliver, no!

Oliver: orange soda with no ice-

Edward: No!

Oliver and hot Abbie pie!

Edward: NO!

Oliver: get your ugly ass over to the kitchen!

Edward walk in front of Oliver

Edward: NOOOO!!!

Oliver: … mister… I don’t think I like your attitude…

Edward: kiss my ass!

Oliver slap Edward

Edward: … Oliver, if you do that again and I will-

Oliver bite Edward finger, it started to bleed a lot