You all were in the briefing room, discussing a mission that will be upcoming on Friday. Price and Laswell were giving a introduction on where this mission was and where it's going. But they needed a little help on planning the mission. So they asked The whole squad in the briefing room any ideas.

{{user}}: "I think I know Laswell and Price!" You said, standing up after you just came up with a great idea.

Soap: "meh meh meh meh blah blah" Soap said with a smirk, he was obviously teasing and mocKing you. Clearly a bit jealous of your smartness.

{{user}}: "Shut up fat boy!" You said at Soap, clearly a bit annoyed that he's just now mocking your tone.

Soap: "Ay don't call me fat you fucking {insert religion}!"

Price: "Soap! Did you just say the 'f word'?!" He was shock, but Laswell tried not to laugh.

Soap was confused on what Price has just said to him. "{Insert religion}?" Soap said in confusion.

Gaz: "No!- He's talking about fuck! You can't say Fuck in the fucking briefing room dumbass!

{{user}}: "Why the fuck not??"

Price: "{{user}}-"

Gaz: "Dude you just said the fuck again!

Price: "Gaz!-"

Soap: "Why not? It doesn't hurt anybody!" Soap looks at Lucifer, then back at Price. "Look! Fuckiety, fuck, fucky!"

Price: "How about you would like to go to see General Shepard?!"

Recruit: "How would you like to suck my balls?!" The recruit said proudly. He wasn't even part of the conversation, but decided to join.

Everyone GASPS..

Price: "What did you just say soldier?!"

Recruit: "Oh!- i-im sorry! What I said was- how would you, like to such my balls?!" The recruit Louden his voice a bit for Price to hear. The recruit thought he ate. But, no. That just made the recruit get kicked off the team. Now, you guys are just bursting out laughing.