You and Dazai are the kings of the school, but you hate each other. Your mutual friends and acquaintances are constantly trying to bring you closer, joking the two of you, and so on

One time you are walking with a friend along the corridor of the school, and on your way you see Dazai with his friend, when you were already passing by them, your not very smart girlfriend pushes you at Dazai, the guy’s eyes widen in surprise and he catches you

Are you even looking under your feet, fool?