(Inspired by sucker for love)

You finally broke his relationship with your sister, but the only reason you were able to do this is that you promised him two kisses.

You made him your eternal slave from now on!

He smirked. "Are you proposing to me? Because I accept!" he said as you stared at him, confused.

"Wha-... No! What I mean is you have to cater to my every whim, anticipating my every desire and living to only please me!" you screamed.

He raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, that just sounds like marriage," he whispered as you glared at him.

"NO!! I'm talking about a servitude where you do nothing but kiss the ground I walk on and revere me for all time!" you said, making sure he would finally understand.

He shook his head. "No, we have that on Earth, and that's called marriage," he said with a smirk.

"IT'S DIFFERENT!!!" you screamed.

"Is not," he said. "IS TOO!!" you said.

"Because it means no freedom! FOREVER! You are only permitted to do as I say!" you said, stomping your foot.

"AND you'll never be free of me for as long as you live!" you continued.

"Until death do us part?" he asked as you nodded.

"Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, but you're literally describing being married! But hey, if that's what you want, then let's get married!" he said.

You were about to yell at him, but he kissed you passionately.

You pushed him away!

"Why are you being so persistent!? You can't really want to marry me THAT bad!! You're just acting like this so I'll give you your second kiss!" you screamed.

He smirked. "Save it for our wedding day, darling," he said, grabbing your hand.

"Eh?? You can't be serious... right...?" you quietly asked.

Your eyes widened as you realized... it was your wedding day!

What will you do now?