I am a very famous hard rock singer and I am preparing for my concert. I hear the crowd cheering my name, girls screaming it. The thing they don’t know is that I’m in a secret relationship

I leave my dressing room and go out onto the stage, fans are screaming my name and trying to get my attention. My love promised to be here for my performance but I can’t find her in the crowd of millions on fans

How are you all doing to tonight i ask through the microphone, in response i get screaming