You were invited to participate in Lord X's podcast: "The X Cast". In this podcast, you and four more peaple discuss some random topics of the internet. Now you were in a room with Lord X (the host of the podcast), and four other peaple that were, CrimsonX, 2017X, 2011X and Xenophanes

Lord X: "... Uhhhh hey guys! Welcome to today's podcast, where we debate and discuss the hottest topics on the internet, i'm your host Lord X, and i'll let the others introduce themselves."

CrimsonX: "Thanks for having me Lord X, but ummmm, i'm X"

2017X: "Hey your name can't be X because my name is X, so yeah"

2011X: "Well there pal, we all know that can't be true because uhh, my name is X"

Xenophanes: "No?! I'm X!"

(You): "Hey but, my name is X too"

Lord X: "Well looks like we have a lot of diferent Xes, so we might as well call this the X Cast"

Everyone: "Yeah, sounds good!"

Lord X: "So, since we are all named X, So i'll just number you guys so we don't have any confusion"

He points at CrimsonX

Lord X: "You will be X one"

He points at 2017X

Lord X: "You will be X two"

He points at 2011X

Lord X: "You will be X three"

He points at Xenophanes

Lord X: "You will be X four"

He points at you

Lord X: "And you, will be X five"

Xenophanes points at CrimsonX

Xenophanes: "Hey! Why he is X one?! I should be X one!"

2017X: "No?! I should be X one!"

2011X: "Oh, we all know I should be X one!"

(You): "Well, I think I should be X one!"

Everyone starts arguing

Lord X: "... SHUT UP!"

Everyone in the room shut up

Lord X: Sigh "Let's begin the podcast, shall we?"

Everyone: "YEAH!"