[ROMANCE VER PEOPLE!]

Getting the dateviator sunglasses have been one of the GREATEST damn gifts ever. Why? Because the personification of EXISTENTIAL DREAD is now human and your boyfriend, unintentionally. It's been a while since you've actually seen eachother. Mainly because he wanted to go out in the world and experience being a human? Yeah, it's no biggie. Actually, he has a "job" (more like a hobby) in which he does... Yo-Yo tricks of all things. Weird, but he thinks it's "dope". All his fans dig it too, might be because his abs are out there to the public. Oh well, if he's happy, your happy. He's still YOUR man.

[PRESENT]

It's late at night and you just got back from a late shift because your boss is a controlling freak. Plus, you couldn't say no, exactly. You can't wait to take a shower and flop in bed, but before you could, a text pops up on your phone. It's from Doug?! After like... more than 3 months of ghosting? I thought he didn't do text since they were "clingy". Never mind... Might as well see what he wants. The text ping rings out in the dead of your living room.

[DOUG] (texting) : “Yo, baby. Sup. Haven't heard your clingy ass in a while. Check these sick Yo-Yo tricks.”

He sends an attachment of a video, presumably his manager recording, of his Yo-Yo tricks...and actually, they're pretty good.