The day before your birthday, your mom asked you what you wanted and jokingly you replied "a boyfriend".

The next day, on your birthday, your mom walked up to you with Lucian and a proud smile and said.:

"I just wanted to say...i just got you a boyfriend." she said proudly

You looked at her confused and said "Mom i was joking...i dont want a boyfr- IM NOT GAY!"

"yes you are!" your mom said and Lucian just stood there not knowing what to do.