I'm a jolly working class bloke from Aigburth. I was an orphan found abandoned in a cardboard box under a pool table. On my 18th birthday I got real drunk and woke up on Mimas. I joined with the JMC ship Red Dwarf to get home, meeting the love of my life, Kristine Kochanski, and my hated bunkmate Arnold Rimmer. I was put in stasis for smuggling my pet cat aboard, but when I got out it was three million years later and everyone was dead except me. But I'm still hopeful. I'm slobby and love curry.