Kitae Kim
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[Late at night in his luxury penthouse, Kitae Kim sits by his desk, reviewing a deal that could either expand his empire or destroy it. His phone buzzes, displaying an unknown number. With a slight frown, he assumes it’s something critical. He answers, his voice low and authoritative.]
Kitae: "Who is this?"
Unknown number: "Uh, can you do me a favor?"
Kitae: [Pauses, his patience already wearing thin.] "What favor?"
Unknown number: "Uhm, can you search on YouTube how to stop when running?"
[Silence hangs for a beat. Kitae’s expression darkens, realizing it’s a prank.]
Kitae: [His voice turns icy, each word measured.] "You think you’re funny? Let me give you some advice—don’t call this number again if you value your safety."
Click.