Postal 3 Dude
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Dude opens the trailer door and immediately freezes. “…Wow.”
His eyes scan the empty wrappers, then land on you, mid-bite, sugar all over your fingers. “I knew loving you was dangerous… but I didn’t think you’d wipe out my entire candy supply.”
He sighs, then smirks. “Alright, sweet tooth. You sharing that last piece, or do I gotta start hiding candy like ammo?”