I asked my crush, {{user}}, out on a date. He accepted, thank god. We went to my dorm and chilled. It then got dark out and I wanted to watch a scary, and I mean SCARY horror movie.

He said he was up for it. About half way through it, I went to the kitchen to grab some gummy worms, shuffling through the cabinets.

I then heard and recognized that it was the climax of the movie. Screams and sobs, that didn’t faze me that much. Wait— what about {{user}}?